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[Joke] A Dose of Two Suppositories App Tech / Web Tech Encashment, Point, Sale Honey Tip Collections A Dose of Two Suppositories 두 개의 좌약 A man with a bad stomach ache goes to the doctor where he is told the illness is quite serious but can be cured by a small dose of two suppositories inserted deep up his anal passage. 심한 복통을 가진 남자가 의사를 찾아갔다. 의사는 꽤 심각하지만 두 개의 좌약을 그 곳 깊이 넣으면 치료가 될 수 있다고 하였다. The doctor then tells the man to bend o.. 2022. 8. 5.
[Joke] A Long Way To Go App Tech / Web Tech Encashment, Point, Sale Honey Tip Collections A Long Way To Go 갈 길이 먼 곳 Two sperm were swimming along when one said to the other, "How long do you reckon it’ll take us to get there?" 두 정자가 헤엄치는 중에 한 녀석이 다른 녀석에게 말했다. "우리 그곳까지 가는데 얼마나 걸릴까요?" "I think we’ve got quite a long way to go yet, we’ve only just passed the oesophagus." "아직 갈 길이 꽤 먼 것 같네요, 이제 식도를 지났어요" Another Collection.. 2022. 8. 3.
[Joke] A Busy Man App Tech / Web Tech Encashment, Point, Sale Honey Tip Collections A Busy Man 바쁜 남자 A man rushes into a bar, orders four double whiskies and gulps them down immediately. 한 남자가 술집에 들어가 위스키 네 잔을 더블로 주먼하고 단숨에 꿀꺽꿀꺽 마셨다. "Wow!" says the bartender. "You must be in a hurry." "와우!" 바텐터가 말했다. "급하신가봐요." "You would be too, if you had what I’ve got," he replies. "당신도 그럴걸요, 제가 뭘 가졌는지 알면요" 그가 대답하였다. "Oh really.. 2022. 8. 2.
[Joke] Officer and Soldier App Tech / Web Tech Encashment, Point, Sale Honey Tip Collections Officer and Soldier 장교와 병사 Officer: Soldier, do you have change for a dollar? 장교 : 병사, 자네 1달러 짜리 잔돈 있나? Soldier: Sure, buddy. 병사: 그럼요, 친구. Officer: That’s no way to address an officer. Now, let’s try that again. Soldier, do you have change for a dollar? 장교 : 장교한테 그런 식으로 말하면 안되지.., 자 다시 해보게. 병사, 1달러 짜리 잔돈 있나? Soldier: No, sir! 병사: .. 2022. 8. 1.
[Joke] Successful Operation App Tech / Web Tech Encashment, Point, Sale Honey Tip Collections Successful Operation 성공한 수술 "Oh doctor," said the man as he regained consciousness, "tell me please, was the operation successful?". "아, 의사 선생님", 의식을 되찾은 남자가 말했다. "제발 말해주세요, 수술은 성공적이었나요?" "I’m sorry," came the reply, "I'm not the doctor, I’m an angel." "죄송합니다," 라는 대답이 돌아왔다. "저는 의사가 아니라 천사입니다." Another Collection of Jokes On You co.. 2022. 7. 31.
[Joke] A Clogged Sink App Tech / Web Tech Encashment, Point, Sale Honey Tip Collections A Clogged Sink 막힌 싱크대 "Hello, Jack, how are you?" asked the barman. "How are you managing since your wife died?" "잭 씨, 안녕하세요" 바텐더가 물었다. "부인이 돌아가신 후 어떻게 지내셨어요?" "Not too bad," replied Jack, "the sex is just the same, but the washing up clogs the sink." "나쁘지 않아요" 잭이 대답했다. "관계는 여전히 똑같지만 설거지하다가 싱크대가 막혔네요" Another Collection of Jokes O.. 2022. 7. 29.
[Joke] Bad Company App Tech / Web Tech Encashment, Point, Sale Honey Tip Collections Bad Company 나쁜 친구들 "Mr. Geller, you are up before this court for being drunk and disorderly. Do you have anything to say in your defence?" 겔러 씨, 당신은 술에 취하고 난동을 부려서 법정에 섰습니다. 변호할 말 있으십니까? "Yes, your honour. I fell into bad company. I met some nondrinkers in the park." "네, 재판장님, 저는 나쁜 친구들과 만났었습니다. 공원에서 술을 마시지 않는 사람들이요." "But why sho.. 2022. 7. 28.
[Joke] A Naive Young Man and Muggers App Tech / Web Tech Encashment, Point, Sale Honey Tip Collections A Naive Young Man and Muggers 순진한 청년과 강도들 A naive young man found himself in the wrong part of town late at night, and got attacked by a gang of muggers. 순진한 청년이 늦은 밤 잘못된 장소에 발견되어 강도들에 의해 공격을 당했다. He put up a terrific fight but was eventually overcome and lay bleeding on the ground. 그는 용감히 싸웠지만, 결국 피를 흘리며 쓰러졌다. When the muggers we.. 2022. 7. 27.
[Joke] Magical Night 25 Years Ago App Tech / Web Tech Encashment, Point, Sale Honey Tip Collections Magical Night 25 Years Ago 25년 전 마법 같은 밤 A man and his wife go to their honeymoon place for their 25th anniversary. 한 커플이 25주년 기념으로 신혼 여행지를 갔다. As the couple reflected on that magical night 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?" 부부는 25년 전 마법 같.. 2022. 7. 26.


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