반응형 Joke17 [Joke] An Hour of Pleasure App Tech / Web Tech Encashment, Point, Sale Honey Tip Collections An Hour of Pleasure 한 시간의 즐거움 The Dean of Women at an exclusive girls’ school was lecturing her students on sexual morality. 명문 여학교의 여자 학과장이 학생들에게 성교육을 가르치는 중이었다. "We live today in very difficult times for young people. In moments of temptation," she said, "젊은이들은 요즘 어려운 시대에 살고 있습니다. 유혹의 순간 말이죠." 그녀가 말했다. "Ask yourself just one que.. 2022. 7. 25. [Joke] Smoking after Lovemaking App Tech / Web Tech Encashment, Point, Sale Honey Tip Collections Smoking after Lovemaking 사랑을 나눈 후 피는 담배 A young couple had been married for a couple of weeks, but the man was always asking his wife to quit smoking. 한 젊은 플이 결혼하고 몇 주가 지났지만, 남자는 여자에게 항상 금연하도록 요청했다. One afternoon, she lit up after some lovemaking, and he said, "You really should quit." 어느 날, 그녀는 사랑을 나눈 후 불을 붙이자 남편이 말했다. "이제 정말 금연해.. 2022. 7. 24. [Joke] Password Rejected App Tech / Web Tech Encashment, Point, Sale Honey Tip Collections Password Rejected 비밀번호가 거부 되었습니다. A man had just bought a computer, but he didn’t know how to set it up so he got this girl to do it for him. 한 남자가 컴퓨터를 샀지만, 어떻게 설치하는지 몰라서 한 여자에게 물었다. When she asked him what his password was going to be, he said (trying to be funny), "Penis." 그녀가 남자에게 비밀번호를 물었고, (재밌어 보이려는) 남자는 "Penis"라고 했다. She di.. 2022. 7. 23. [Joke] Two Muffins in the Oven App Tech / Web Tech Encashment, Point, Sale Honey Tip Collections Two and a half men Season 3, Episode 13 中에서 Two Muffins in the Oven 오븐 안의 두 머핀 There's two muffins sitting side by side in a muffin tin in the oven. 머핀 두 개가 오븐 속에 나란히 앉아있다. One muffin says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." 한 머핀이 다른 머핀에게 말하길, "와, 여기 진짜 덥네." And the other one says, "Holy crap, a talking muffin!" 그러자 다른 머핀이 하는 말.. 2022. 7. 21. [Joke] Robot Maid App Tech / Web Tech Encashment, Point, Sale Honey Tip Collections Robot Maid 로봇 가정부 Two young boys, both from well-to-do families, were talking. 두 어린아이가 서로의 유복한 가정에 대해 이야기하는 중이었다. Kevin: “Our new French maid is a robot.” 케빈 : "우리 집 프랑스 가정부는 로봇이야" Jim: “A Robot? Maids aren’t robots.” 짐 : "로봇? 가정부가 로봇일 수 없어." Kevin: “But ours is... I overheard my dad telling one of his golf buddies that he screws .. 2022. 7. 20. [Joke] A Clergyman in an Airplane App Tech / Web Tech Encashment, Point, Sale Honey Tip Collections A Clergyman in an Airplane 비행기 안의 성직자 An airliner flew into a violent thunderstorm and was soon swaying and bumping in the sky. 심한 뇌우 안에서 여객기 한 대가 날아가면서 하늘에서 흔들거리고 쿵쾅거렸다. One very nervous lady happened to be sitting next to a clergyman and turned to him for comfort. 초조한 한 여성이 옆에 있는 성직자에게 위로를 구하러 그에게 돌아서며 말했다. "Can't you do somethi.. 2022. 7. 19. [Joke] Metal Bird App Tech / Web Tech Encashment, Point, Sale Honey Tip Collections Metal Bird 금속으로 만든 새 "Mummy, mummy, are little birds made of metal?" "엄마, 엄마, 새들은 금속으로 만들어졌어요?" "Of course not, darling, why do you think that?" "그럴리가 얘야, 왜 그렇게 생각하니?" "I just heard dad say he’d like to screw the ass off the bird next door." "방금 아빠가 옆집 새들의 엉덩이로 나사를 조이고(screw = fuck) 싶다고 했어요." Another Collection of Jokes On You scr.. 2022. 7. 17. [Joke] Daddy's Tummy App Tech / Web Tech Encashment, Point, Sale Honey Tip Collections Daddy's Tummy 아빠의 배 "Mummy, mummy, what are you doing?" exclaimed the little boy as he walked into the bedroom to find her sitting on daddy. "엄마, 엄마, 뭐하고 있어?" 방에 들어온 아들이 아빠 위에 앉아 있는 엄마를 발견하며 물었다. "Just flattening daddy’s tummy," mum replied. "아빠 배를 납작하게 만들고 있어" 엄마가 대답했다. "I wouldn’t bother, when you go out tonight the au pair will.. 2022. 7. 16. 이전 1 2 다음 반응형
